Thus John Darling’s trip to the affiliates meeting on the west coast comes to an end. This little jaunt was a great way to get us away from Channel One and to a place where I could showcase Tom Armstrong’s ability to caricature celebrities, and what better place than Hollywood. It was the first of many journeys there.

Turned out to be one of my better half hours. I spent it frantically trying to determine Funky’s fate. Up to that ...